Not your typical Valentine’s Day vibe 😏

This bold and edgy sweatshirt features the statement:

“Roses are red. People are fake. I stay to myself so I won’t be on The First 48.”

Framed inside a heart with subtle rose details,

 this design is perfect for true crime lovers, introverts, and anyone who prefers sarcasm over sweet talk.

Made for cozy comfort with a clean, minimalist look, this crewneck pairs perfectly with jeans, leggings, or layered under a jacket.

✨ Perfect for:

• True crime fans

• Anti-Valentine humor

• Galentine’s Day

• Introvert energy

• Gift for your sarcastic bestie

Available in multiple colors and sizes.